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OK, '72 Dolphins enjoyers. You can breathe a sigh of relief. There will not be an undefeated team this year. The Eagles went into Monday...

It is Wednesday my dudes. We're officially over halfway through the regular season with the playoff picture starting to take shape....

Hey you stinkies. Hope y'all had a fun and spooky Halloween! I've never done a slutty costume before (not for Halloween anyway), so I was...

Hey hey, beautiful people. It's 2 AM and I should definitely be sleeping but brain go brr so here I am. Writing about football. Dodging...

Hai :3 If it seems like this update is a little late, no it's not. I mean, it's thigh-high Thursday and it's Carly Rae Jepsen album...

Roughing the writer! What are you doing?! You can't fucking click on the article that hard, you asshole! You could've killed me! I can't...

What's goin on, nerds? Week 5 is upon us, but before we get there, we gotta relive week 4. And for a lot of teams, it was a week they'll...

Hewwwoooo. It's me again — your favorite (by default) sport-watching, skirt-wearing, fantasy football-playing femboy twink. I mean,...

Hey everybody! Hope y'all are having an amazing da— hghh..ahhghhguuhhgh..UHAAGHGHHHAHEHGHGH...hhggh...ahem.. Sorry. Think I choked on...

Oh hi :3 A hearty "welcome back" and "happy thigh-high thursday" to you all! Got your thigh-highs on? I knew you would. Hope all of your...